Richard Stallman discovered extra-terrestrial life but killed them because they used closed-source software
Richard Stallman is the only man alive who can pronounce GNU the way it is meant to be pronounced.
Richard Stallman takes notes in binary
Some people check their computers for viruses. Viruses check their computers for Richard Stallman
There is no Windows in Stallman’s house.. just DOORs
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